Somethingalize

This page is not related to gaming, and nor does it has a meaning... So you're warned. There are some various scripts around the web, not only intending to translate pages to other languages, but also some more funny ones...

Written by Axel "Cosmo" Sjøstedt
Published 5th January 2000

Translate my BabyFish

You might have heard of Altavista's sweet lil' Babelfish translation service, currently capable of translating English into Deutsch, Français, Español, Italiano, Portuguêses, and same the other way.

Though it's quite braindead sometimes (It'll probably make you laugh sooner or later), it's sweet. But it can't help you with the foreign language sessions... Not the best grammar-dude, in other words...

When I translated the following text to Spanish:

Cosmo3D is a site deticated to gaming - and the content the average gamer finds informative and enjoyable. Briefly, this include most content related to Games in some way (surprise) - which means 3D / Harware / drivers - you name it. Our content do also include information about things that we feel the avarage visitor will find interesting in some way.

And then back to English, this was the result:

Cosmo3D is a site deticated to the game - and the content that average gamer finds informative and pleasant. Briefly, this includes most of the content related to the games in a certain way (surprise) - that means 3d / Harware / programs pilots - you you name he. Our content also includes the information on things that we felt that the visitor of avarage will find to interest in a certain way.

Impressive, huh? Then translate Cosmo3D, sucker:

• Deutsch
• Français
• Español
• Italiano
• Portuguêses

Swedish Chef or Pig Latin?

Enough of the serious stuff, then. My mad bud Samuel Stoddard has cooked up The Dialectizer, a little machine that can turn your respectfully page in Oxford-style right over to The Swedish House of The Mad... Click the links below for more on The Dialectizer (among others on why it isn't racistic) and a quick link to translate Cosmo3D to the chosen dialect:

• Redneck
• Jive
• Cockney
• Elmer Fudd
• Swedish Chef
• Moron
• Pig Latin

Other

Here's some other cool ones you might try:

• Amazing Psychedelic Hippy Freak-out Trip
• Chef/Jive/ValSpeak/Pig
• Filters
• Fun With Filters
• Jar Jargonizer
• Lamerize - NOw U can be A k3w|, e|it3 hack3r!
• Pig Latin Converter
• Reverse Text
• Schwa Translator
• Shredder
• Spammorpher
• ValleyURL
• World Wide Wubbler

p0rn is cool!

At the end - a little mention of a cool service for Norwegian surfers... juniks.org (the guys behind the "Stop The TV2 Sport"-campaign), have kicked up their Pornozlizer, which is screwing up all webpages with dirty words and putting ugly sentences on all the images... Please mail me if you know an English version of this one (I'm very sure it exists). Understand Norwegian? Over 18? Click here and pornolize a Norwegian homepage!